“I’ve got a mud-elf friend. I call him K”
“What’s it short for?”
“They all are.”
Two vampire sprites are getting married. It was love at first bite.
“Where does a hellcat sleep?”
“Anywhere he wants to”
“What’s more annoying than a dragon?”
If the Taciton Forest could kill you, then it wood.
Jokes in the Calmat community are only allowed if everybody gets them.
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