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Wednesday, 13 September 2017

The worse jokes in Breveny

These are definitely the worse jokes in Breveny!
“I’ve got a mud-elf friend. I call him K”
“What’s it short for?”
“They all are.”
Two vampire sprites are getting married. It was love at first bite.
“Where does a hellcat sleep?”
“Anywhere he wants to”
“What’s more annoying than a dragon?”
“Two Dragons”

If the Taciton Forest could kill you, then it wood.

Jokes in the Calmat community are only allowed if everybody gets them.

I'm sorry, I'm so so sorry!
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  1. Kerry Schultz7 November 2017 at 11:26

    The worse jokes in Brevity, they are the worst jokes ever. I mean they all don't make any sense to me. Anyhow, thank you for sharing.

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